Poetry Thread: Haikus

I'd like to point out
'Katherine' spelled "poetry:"
"Poety;" No "r"!

Write haikus for each
post. No full paragraphs; JUST
five-seven-five.

(This format is from
A long running email chain
With Martini Cheung).

Sorry, I cannot
Spell worth heck, apparently
I messed up often

It's okay, you are
forgiven... let off the hook
THIS time! (and the next...)

I am so enraged.
I wrote five whole haikus and ...
They were lost somehow!

The following ones:
They're what I think they were like.
Hopefully, they're close.

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Martin feels guilty.
He abandoned that email.
But so did Chichi! XD

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I'm in a contest.
A staring contest that is.
Guess with who it is!

Here's a smallish hint:
They're to your left and they smile.
Well, most of them do.

What's your guess? That's right!
The contest's with the emotes! XD
They keep winning ... why?

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I forget this one.
It will come to me later.
Hopefully ... maybe ...

No one has replied.
And it makes me very sad.
Someone say something!

I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! Thank you!"

That's not a haiku.
You have broken the format.
That's not a good thing.

But Harry Potter ...
It is pretty awesome so:
I will let you off.

Whatever you all,
I guess I will join this game.
Is Harry hairy?

This is not a game. >.<
We're writing haikus, stupid!
Why would I know that? O.o

Sure it is a game
Why would it not be a game?
How should I know how?

No it's not a game! >.<
Well, it's a conversation!
Uh, I DON'T okay? XP

Haikus are boring
But this one is not at all
Refrigerator

Burning lawnmower
Toilet fried watermelon
Chemotherapy.

Rebeca, I think
You are incredibly cool
And that was epic

Why thank you so much
I think you are awesome too
And haikus are fun.

Ok, one more:

Yugoslavian
Fried chicken eating poacher
Eaten by mutant.

Raxacorico-
fallipatorious and
the planet of Clom

... XD

Doctor Who is awe-
somer than Torchwood, Martin.
I watched some of it.

And it really sucks?
The second episode of
Of season was quite

Disturbing, in the
Least. Quite inappropro, thank-
youverymuch. [glares]

You really think so?
Okay then. I told you so! XP
At the very least

Watch "Exit Wounds" It's
Just so sad. Connie would cry.
It's worse than Doomsday.

Go watch Sarah Jane!
Now that's a good show, even
If it's for small kids.

R.I.P Elis-
abeth Sladen. It's so sad.
Why'd she have to get cancer?

You know, she never
Even got to finish the
last season, sadly. :/

Turquoise vacuum
Beaurocratic zoo dog
A D-Day turbine.

::snaps::

Rebeca, dear, you
have officially butchered
The seven-sound line.

*Bureaucratic is
a mere four syllables, and
horrendously spelled.

Martini, I shall,
Once I stop being lazy.
Must do homework now!

Does this actually,
really have to be in form?
WHy was this made up?

Cause the Japanese
Like to format their poems
Like the Chinese do.

English speakers are
Too lazy to set standards
For their poetry.

That, and creativ-
-ity is a bigger part
of Western soci-

-ety than Ori-
-ental. Freedom of individu-
-ality is good.

Our poetry has no rhyming, little rhythm, and is still a thousand times better than this shit.

Just saying.

You broke format, Tree!!
That's because we aren't writing
About the nature!!!

XP

Leaves dance in the wind.
Swirling, laughing, every day.
In celebration.

^ That was a very
Random haiku on nature!
Hehe, it was fun.