The Anxious Clown is a fast food restaurant. The menu includes the Extra Fun Family Appetizer (a bunch of things fried together and served with a sauce), Surprising Chiken Salad, and Cheer-up Cheeseburgers(cheeseburgers with the ingredients made into a smiling face). Known customers include Mr. Poe, his sister, Eleanora, the Baudelaire children, Count Olaf, and Jacques Snicket.