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PostSubject: Random Adventures!   Tue Sep 13, 2011 6:37 pm

Description: a rather informal and peculiar roleplay with no direction or purpose whatsoever, solely existing to bring amusing entertainment to both the player and the author/writer while they procrastinate. Godmodding is frowned upon, but mostly because the creator/moderator wants to have complete control over his strange, fictional universe in which your character(s) will inhabit. Smile
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PostSubject: And the madness begins ...   Tue Sep 13, 2011 6:38 pm

1. You're walking along the sidewalk peacefully. Cars zoom by and little birds are singing in the trees beside you. Then suddenly without warning, you're attacked by some crazed lunatic with a psychotic grin on his face who swings his fist at your face. What do you do?

A) Duck then punch his stomach.
B) Scream and run away very fast.
C) Stand there and be punched.
D) Yell, "The Flibberwobble!!!"
E) Fall to the ground quivering.
F) "Let's try to be rational, okay?"
G) "Don't you DARE punch me!"
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PostSubject: Katherine   Tue Sep 13, 2011 6:38 pm

... oh dear. XD

A.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Adventures!   Tue Sep 13, 2011 6:39 pm

2. Good God! He has abs of steel! Now your fist throbs with pain, and you're still about to get attacked by this ripped crazy psycho. One of the cars on the road starts slowing down on the sidewalk. Is the driver friendly? Or in cahoots? What do you do? (from 1A)

A) Punch his face instead.
B) Scream and run away fast.
C) Give up and just get punched.
D) Yell at the little birds for this.
E) Curl up into a ball on the ground.
F) "Let's try to be rational, okay?"
G) "You have abs. Do you work out?"
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PostSubject: Re: Random Adventures!   Tue Sep 13, 2011 7:32 pm

I can't try to get the dude to run into the path of the car? D:
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PostSubject: Re: Random Adventures!   Tue Sep 13, 2011 7:58 pm

How exactly would you do that? ... Besides, the car is slowing down. Smile
Tell me how you'd make him voluntarily become roadkill and I'll consider it.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Adventures!   Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:10 pm

Dang...

Well, if it was still driving? Dart infront of it, but jump out of the way in time. If the guy chases me, he gets hit. If he doesn't, the car will spin out of control and hit him. Or hit a wall and the dude will be killed in the resulting mini explosion while I run to safety. Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Random Adventures!   Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:24 pm

Umm ... not really sure that would work. The car is going quite slow by now. - _ -
He's like ... a ninja assassain. He would be WAY faster than you would! Smile
How about you just choose one of the options I gave you. XP
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PostSubject: Re: Random Adventures!   Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:47 pm

No thanks. Choice RPs annoy me. ^^;
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PostSubject: Re: Random Adventures!   Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:51 pm

!!! >.< !!! Nooooooooooooooooo, you must choose! Sad
If you really must, I'll let you try to make him roadkill.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Adventures!   Sun Sep 18, 2011 11:41 am

[flail]

Q!
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PostSubject: Re: Random Adventures!   Sun Sep 18, 2011 11:42 am

Haha, Martini. This is failing. Epically, but it's failing. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Random Adventures!   Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:11 pm

HEeHEe cherry hee
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PostSubject: Re: Random Adventures!   Sun Sep 18, 2011 5:23 pm

>.<
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PostSubject: Re: Random Adventures!   Sun Sep 18, 2011 8:36 pm

Just choose, peoples! Come on, it's not that hard is it? XD
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PostSubject: Re: Random Adventures!   Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:19 pm

I did! Q!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Random Adventures!   Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:58 pm

B2. You chose Q. Angered by your attacker, you decide he needs some punishment along with a reminder of his proper place in the world. Your eyes burn a bright red and your body levitates, hair dramatically fanning out in a halo, and the cape that suddenly appeared billowing out behind you. "Burn, mortal." The man writhes on the ground, desperately trying to extinguish the flames on his clothes that just burst into existence. Frightened, he runs away, still on fire and screaming. You smile, satisfied. You're omnipotent. Now what?

A) Punish the man who attacked you again.
B) Go terrorize some innocent citizens.
C) Soar into the sky and just fly around.
D) Start a blazing forest fire just because.
E) Transform into any animal/plant. (specify)
F) Teleport to anywhere you want. (specify)
G) Summon anything or anyone. (specify)
H) Just wander around aimlessly w/o purpose.

(( You see what happens when you actually choose something, even an option not given? You get powers! XD ))
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PostSubject: Re: Random Adventures!   Mon Sep 19, 2011 5:06 pm

Oooooh. Twisted Evil

::is going off of B2::

B.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Adventures!   Mon Sep 19, 2011 5:15 pm

C and D
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PostSubject: Re: Random Adventures!   Mon Sep 19, 2011 6:16 pm

B3. You chose C and D. You soar up into the cloudless blue sky. Your cape flies out behind you in a satisfyingly heroic manner. A fiery ball of molten lava shoots from your fists to land in the middle of a forest far below you. The trees burst into flame, crackling and spitting sparks, roaring as it hungrily spreads from branch to branch. Soon, the whole forest is engulfed by the fire. With a sudden chattering and squealing, midget mutant monkeys flee from their burning homes, spreading their leathery wings and soaring upwards to combat the perpetrator who razed their habitat to the ground. Several sprout fangs, threatening claws, and scarlet eyes. Uh ... what now?

A) Scream and immediately run away very fast.
B) Hide your mind from them in a fob watch.
C) Fight these ... midget mutant monkeys. 0.0
D) Ignore them and terrorize innocent civilians.
E) Transform into any animal/plant. (specify)
F) Teleport to anywhere you want. (specify)
G) Summon anything or anyone. (specify)
H) Punish the man who attacked you again.

Sorry Katherine! This isn't your thread. Chichi has "B" and you have "A". Besides, you didn't choose ANYTHING. XD
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PostSubject: Re: Random Adventures!   Mon Sep 19, 2011 6:18 pm

D, and then teleport to Gallifrey.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Adventures!   Mon Sep 19, 2011 6:25 pm

... No.

I TOLD you what I wanted, but you didn't do it. So I'm picking from Chichi's now. XP
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PostSubject: Re: Random Adventures!   Mon Sep 19, 2011 6:27 pm

[shakes head sadly] It wasn't one of the options, and the illogical-logic didn't even makes sense. Choose again. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Random Adventures!   Mon Sep 19, 2011 7:37 pm

No, I think I'll keep bugging you my way.

Now attacks the random citizens! Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Random Adventures!   Tue Sep 20, 2011 6:56 pm

(( I'll consider it Option H from A2, alright? - _ - ))

A3. You chose H. Suddenly, you simply ignore the attacker as he swings his fist towards your face, and instead scamper across the street and begin howling and screaming at innocent pedestrians. You soon attack a jogger, headbutting her stomach, causing her to vomit up her breakfast onto the sidewalk, where a biker slides on it and crashes, and a soccer mom trips on the biker, faceplanting on concrete. The three of the all get up slowly. Stare malevolently at you. And as one, attack you! What are you going to do now?!

A) Cower fearfully on the ground and whimper.
B) Fight back and beat them up with only your fists.
C) Scream loudly and run away very very quickly.
D) Say, "We should be friends. Let's be friends."
E) Ask them if they need anger management classes.
F) Yell for help, even from the guy with abs of steel.
G) Get out your chalk and promptly play hopscotch.
H) Desperately run into the oncoming traffic.
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