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PostSubject: Poetry Thread: Haikus   Sun Aug 21, 2011 6:49 pm

I'd like to point out
'Katherine' spelled "poetry:"
"Poety;" No "r"!

Write haikus for each
post. No full paragraphs; JUST
five-seven-five.

(This format is from
A long running email chain
With Martini Cheung).

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PostSubject: Re: Poetry Thread: Haikus   Sun Aug 21, 2011 6:53 pm

Sorry, I cannot
Spell worth heck, apparently
I messed up often
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PostSubject: Re: Poetry Thread: Haikus   Sun Aug 21, 2011 6:54 pm

It's okay, you are
forgiven... let off the hook
THIS time! (and the next...)
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PostSubject: Re: Poetry Thread: Haikus   Sun Aug 21, 2011 7:10 pm

I am so enraged.
I wrote five whole haikus and ...
They were lost somehow!

The following ones:
They're what I think they were like.
Hopefully, they're close.

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Martin feels guilty.
He abandoned that email.
But so did Chichi! XD

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I'm in a contest.
A staring contest that is.
Guess with who it is!

Here's a smallish hint:
They're to your left and they smile.
Well, most of them do.

What's your guess? That's right!
The contest's with the emotes! XD
They keep winning ... why?

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I forget this one.
It will come to me later.
Hopefully ... maybe ...
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PostSubject: Re: Poetry Thread: Haikus   Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:59 pm

No one has replied. Sad
And it makes me very sad.
Someone say something!
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PostSubject: Re: Poetry Thread: Haikus   Thu Sep 15, 2011 6:12 pm

I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! Thank you!"

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PostSubject: Re: Poetry Thread: Haikus   Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:23 pm

That's not a haiku.
You have broken the format.
That's not a good thing.

But Harry Potter ...
It is pretty awesome so:
I will let you off. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Poetry Thread: Haikus   Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:44 pm

Whatever you all,
I guess I will join this game.
Is Harry hairy?
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PostSubject: Re: Poetry Thread: Haikus   Sun Sep 18, 2011 5:27 pm

This is not a game. >.<
We're writing haikus, stupid! Smile
Why would I know that? O.o
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PostSubject: Re: Poetry Thread: Haikus   Sat Sep 24, 2011 7:53 am

Sure it is a game
Why would it not be a game?
How should I know how?
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PostSubject: Re: Poetry Thread: Haikus   Sat Sep 24, 2011 3:55 pm

No it's not a game! >.<
Well, it's a conversation! Smile
Uh, I DON'T okay? XP
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PostSubject: Re: Poetry Thread: Haikus   Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:19 pm

Haikus are boring
But this one is not at all
Refrigerator


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PostSubject: Re: Poetry Thread: Haikus   Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:24 pm

Burning lawnmower
Toilet fried watermelon
Chemotherapy.
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PostSubject: Re: Poetry Thread: Haikus   Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:32 pm

Rebeca, I think
You are incredibly cool
And that was epic
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PostSubject: Re: Poetry Thread: Haikus   Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:35 pm

Why thank you so much
I think you are awesome too
And haikus are fun.

Ok, one more:

Yugoslavian
Fried chicken eating poacher
Eaten by mutant.
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PostSubject: Re: Poetry Thread: Haikus   Sun Nov 20, 2011 11:10 pm

Raxacorico-
fallipatorious and
the planet of Clom

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PostSubject: Re: Poetry Thread: Haikus   Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:23 pm

Doctor Who is awe-
somer than Torchwood, Martin.
I watched some of it.

And it really sucks?
The second episode of
Of season was quite

Disturbing, in the
Least. Quite inappropro, thank-
youverymuch. [glares]
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PostSubject: Re: Poetry Thread: Haikus   Sun Dec 04, 2011 11:03 pm

You really think so?
Okay then. I told you so! XP
At the very least

Watch "Exit Wounds" It's
Just so sad. Connie would cry.
It's worse than Doomsday.

Go watch Sarah Jane!
Now that's a good show, even
If it's for small kids.

R.I.P Elis-
abeth Sladen. Sad It's so sad.
Why'd she have to get cancer?

You know, she never
Even got to finish the
last season, sadly. :/
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PostSubject: Re: Poetry Thread: Haikus   Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:11 am

Turquoise vacuum
Beaurocratic zoo dog
A D-Day turbine.

::snaps::
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PostSubject: Re: Poetry Thread: Haikus   Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:56 pm

Rebeca, dear, you
have officially butchered
The seven-sound line.

*Bureaucratic is
a mere four syllables, and
horrendously spelled. Smile

Martini, I shall,
Once I stop being lazy.
Must do homework now!
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PostSubject: Re: Poetry Thread: Haikus   Mon Dec 05, 2011 5:09 pm

Does this actually,
really have to be in form?
WHy was this made up?
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PostSubject: Re: Poetry Thread: Haikus   Mon Dec 05, 2011 5:12 pm

Cause the Japanese
Like to format their poems
Like the Chinese do.

English speakers are
Too lazy to set standards
For their poetry.

That, and creativ-
-ity is a bigger part
of Western soci-

-ety than Ori-
-ental. Freedom of individu-
-ality is good.
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PostSubject: Re: Poetry Thread: Haikus   Mon Dec 05, 2011 5:13 pm

Our poetry has no rhyming, little rhythm, and is still a thousand times better than this shit.

Just saying.
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PostSubject: Re: Poetry Thread: Haikus   Mon Dec 05, 2011 5:16 pm

You broke format, Tree!!
That's because we aren't writing
About the nature!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Poetry Thread: Haikus   Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:40 pm

Leaves dance in the wind.
Swirling, laughing, every day.
In celebration.

^ That was a very
Random haiku on nature!
Hehe, it was fun.
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